Blind Item: Producers Want Child Star To Go Nude In Sex Scene

May 12, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

You want creepy? This way underage actress is probably B list and is only that high because of the hit show she is on is being asked by the creators/producers to do a sex scene. Yep. They say it... READ MORE

Instagram Model Sued For Jacking Off Dog

April 27, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Mounira was at some asshole named Tony Toutouni's house to take generic slutty pool pictures when she started to get frisky with his dog Hef. Hef certainly seemed to know his way around an Instagram model, and soon became... READ MORE

Open Post: Snapchat’s “N***** Crime Death Counter”

March 14, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This week both Snapchat and Instagram came under fire for a gif available through their GIPHY feature that depicts a white man directing a monkey to crank a “n***** crime death counter.” Basically, it’s racist. And when I say racist,... READ MORE

McDonald’s Celebrates International Women’s Day, Really Gets Women

March 8, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

International Women's Day is a fake holiday invented by the greeting card industry and is about celebrating all women around the world for being women. People are really touchy about the stupid commemorative day, and odds are that if you... READ MORE

Chicago News Station Thinks Winter Olympics At P.F. Chang’s

February 13, 2018 | WTF | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As a Chicagoan I disagree with media coverage that portrays us as Mad Max, but I absolutely agree with any coverage that portrays us as people who think about food 24/7. This Saturday our local ABC station accidentally identified... READ MORE

The Time’s Up Avatar Resembles Sagging Breasts

January 9, 2018 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hashtags were invented so that any modicum of independent intelligence could be removed from social media posting. You don’t even have to repeat what the idiot before you said in 140 characters. Merely pound sign and the kitschy cause... READ MORE

Emergency Plane Landing After Man Poops Everywhere

January 5, 2018 | WTF | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Just when headlines were getting a little too slaphappy covering the upcoming Survivors Convention known as The Golden Globes, a man has swooped in to save us all by smearing mounds of his own shit all over two bathroom lavatories... READ MORE

WHO Lists ‘Gaming Disorder’ as New Mental Health Syndrome

December 27, 2017 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In case you're not closely following the World Health Organization twitter feed, the worldwide body for science that was mildly relevant but five years ago, has announced it will be listing "Gaming Disorder" or video game addiction as a... READ MORE

The NFL In More Trouble

December 18, 2017 | WTF | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The worse part about working for large corporations is being held accountable even after you clock out for the day. Escorts aren’t illegal and neither is porn but for some reason the public likes to shame men who like... READ MORE

Netflix Not Exactly The Best In Human Resource Department

December 18, 2017 | WTF | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I love an excuse to have sex with random women as much as the next man. Netflix has been the perfect wingman and excuse for practicing procreation with protection for a while now but they’re not without flaws. 

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