Tommy Lee To Tie Knot With Woman Almost Half His Age

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tommy Lee will probably finally be tamed this time as Cialis and vagina 24 years your junior is a combination to keep most 55-year-old men inside the house. The Mötley Crüe member is setting himself up to get married to Brittany Furlan. The mile high quick bang and blowie in the plane bathroom girl from […]


Florida Shooter Filmed In MAGA Hat Practicing Shooting (VIDEO)

February 16, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Nikolas Cruz – the teen behind the school shooting in Parkland, FL leading to the deaths of at least seventeen students and teachers – was lucky enough to live in a community where the police weren’t necessarily the smartest people in the entire world, according to new consensus. So, most communities. JK. I love when they […]


Paris Hilton Is Paris Hilton In New Video Directed By Fiancé

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Before the Kardashians and the Jenners and the Hadids there was the one OG celeb prostitute Paris Hilton, and while it’s been nine decades since anyone on the Internet took the time to call her a whore in earnest, over the past few years Hilton has amazingly been able to flip the script and revive […]


Heather Graham Happy About Sexual Harassment

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Heather Graham has proven that every woman in Hollywood also happens to be an opportunist. According to Heather, her new romantic comedy “Half Magic” couldn’t have hit theaters at a better time. Ever since sexual harassment started to trend most women will pay attention to anything that remotely smells like the shaming of men for […]


Kate Upton Face Plants Off Rock Topless

February 14, 2018 | Celebs | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kate Upton might not have nabbed the cover of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition this year, but she is going viral for face-planting off a rock with no one there to catch her, which is kind of the dream if you think about it. Models have the most longevity in the industry when they create a brand […]


Bella Thorne Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin

February 14, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Women manically twirling in front of the camera makes up an increasingly large percentage of the Internet, and while no one, and I do mean no one, will look as unhinged as Britney Spears doing her Kohl’s fashion shows, Bella Thorne is a worthy runner-up in this new Instagram video. Before we get to her predator […]


Gnarly. Shaun White A Douchebag, But Not For Sexual Assault

February 14, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Anyone watching the Olympics last night knows first and foremost that North Korean figure skaters are only allowed to pick outfits inspired by Tron, and secondly that snowboarder Shaun White is probably the biggest douchebag in the world. He’s a late-to-the-game Gen X-er who is moved to tears by his own success and says things […]


Tyra Banks Makes Danielle Herrington’s S.I. Cover About Her

February 13, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Danielle Herrington is the third black model ever to cover Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, which is a damn shame considering Chrissy Teigen graced the cover in 2014. Wasn’t there anyone else in the world? I mean Oprah would have at least garnered onlookers worried about the giant beached whale. Who’s giving them… a car? Anyway the folks […]


Pretty Little Streakers In LA

February 13, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When your career is slowly tanking going topless or bare-assed counts as bravery. I just hope I never hear a MeToo come from Shay Mitchell when she’s voluntarily streaking through residential areas in Los Angeles. Shay recently fell victim to typical behavior belonging to women who’ve never been on TV before. She took her twins […]


Ariel Winter Still Auditioning For Dove

February 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Okay already you’re hired. It’s been a while since we checked in on Ariel Winter, probably because once we got to know her mom Crystal we knew that Ariel wasn’t even the best Winter. But this whole time Ariel has been pounding her box in Instagram and Snapchat workout videos for any gyms, protein supplements, or […]

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