Gwyneth Paltrow Manages To Get Even More Annoying

May 30, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Do you remember that girl you grew up with that could never fully commit to anything she was involved in? That’s Gwyneth Paltrow. She can’t fully decide if she wants to be an organic-only hussy, online cult leader, or... READ MORE

The Goop Is Adults Only

April 29, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Thank God we have Gwyneth Paltrow as the end all be all decider on who is officially deemed an adult and who is not. The first Brad she dated saved her from certain doom. Harvey Weinstein was going to... READ MORE

The Cost To Commit To Gwyneth’s Goop Cult

February 26, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow is lucky she isn’t from Salem and this isn’t the 1600s. The woman is obviously a witch. She magically switches careers from actress to full-time social media influencer and somehow pretends it’s a promotion. If you look... READ MORE