Christina Aguilera, Courtney Stodden, Or Random Hooker?

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I wanted to set you guys up with something really special and hot before the weekend but then I saw this and thought you might actually want to see a 90’s cum storage facility in a bathtub. Did I guess correctly? Actually, Christina Aguilera always struck me as someone who had about as much pizzazz […]

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Blind Item: Movie Actress Did Coke And Now Permanently Messed Up

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lawrence stars in Red Sparrow, which is coming out at the beginning of March. So… Amy Schumer provided Jennifer Lawrence with cocaine at her wedding? I thought coke was an appetite suppressant. Check out this week’s blind item below and give us your best guess in the comments.   “This A+ list mostly movie […]

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Paris Hilton Wants Children

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton wants to lay on her back this time for a more purposeful reason than just practicing procreation with an abundance of partners like she always has before in the past. Instead of shooting instructional videos in night vision on where a guy should shoot his load if a woman wishes to avoid kids, […]

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Watch Out Feldman, Former Child Star Stripping To Save Career

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Drake Bell never became the big star he had pictured in his mind. So now he’s at a point where he has to cross lines and completely cater to a shrinking female fanbase that stands between him and the inevitable life of crime and poverty lurking in the shadows for every child star unsuccessful in […]

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Emily Meade’s Deuces are Wild in This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute is all about the boob tube… literally!

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Newly Single Jennifer Aniston Eyeing Brad Pitt’s Penis?

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

An older woman and a younger man have broken up after a relatively short time together, and the news is obviously pretty hard for people to digest. When has this ever happened. Eighty-five-year-old actress Jennifer Aniston and forty-six-year-old actor Justin Theroux have called it quits after being together since 2011 and being married since 2015, and […]

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Paris Hilton Is Paris Hilton In New Video Directed By Fiancé

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Before the Kardashians and the Jenners and the Hadids there was the one OG celeb prostitute Paris Hilton, and while it’s been nine decades since anyone on the Internet took the time to call her a whore in earnest, over the past few years Hilton has amazingly been able to flip the script and revive […]

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Chris Rock Comes Clean About Porn Addiction

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

All of the elderly comedians from yesteryear are being treated like an Oprah audience on Netflix. You get a special! You get a special! Everyone gets a special! Millennials are finally allowed the opportunity to see big names past their prime deliver lukewarm punchlines to pass the time. The latest on the list to pop […]

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And The Bride Wore Size Six

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Congratulations are in order for size six Amy Schumer. Only four months after announcing that she was about to do herself in by dating a chef, Chris Fischer, Schumer has confirmed that she and her eventual cause of death tied the knot in Malibu yesterday just in time for Valentine’s Day and a school shooting. After […]

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Heather Graham Happy About Sexual Harassment

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Heather Graham has proven that every woman in Hollywood also happens to be an opportunist. According to Heather, her new romantic comedy “Half Magic” couldn’t have hit theaters at a better time. Ever since sexual harassment started to trend most women will pay attention to anything that remotely smells like the shaming of men for […]

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