Kourtney Kardashian Phone Home

May 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Body shaming isn't really our thing, because this is 2018 and you people seriously need to wake up and understand that all shapes and sizes are beautiful and sexy. With that said, Kourtney Kardashian looks like freaking E.T. in... READ MORE

Yolanda Hadid Goopy Titty Lyme Disease Insta Mess

May 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In her rambling Insta caption, Hadid laments Western women's dependency on doctors. Because her botched face wasn't so much a product of doctors as much as Satan himself. She apparently recently went through some sort of rich woman spiritual... READ MORE

The Devil Still Wears Georgina’s Dresses

May 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Women are confused on whether to support Georgina Chapman or not because of her spouse’s rape habit that got slightly out of hand over the years. I mean, if it was only one or two incidents that slipped out... READ MORE

Benedict Cumberbatch Becomes Benedict Arnold

May 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The women are doing their best to dismantle the patriarchy. And it looks like we have moles among us, Benedict Cumberbatch being one of them. Dr. Strange was giving out strange advice to men. His argument was that men... READ MORE

James Marsden Talks White Male Privilege, Wanting To Be Like Kanye West, Other Hunk Stuffz

May 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Westworld actor James Marsden appears on the cover of the latest issue of Men’s Health along with the various cover lines “Amazing Sex Tonight,” “BIG ARMS NOW!” “CHOW DOWN & STAY LEAN,” and “ARE YOU NINJA FIT?” In case... READ MORE

Lena The Loser Spilled The Beans About Her Lonely Woes

May 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham may be a loser but at least she’s fully aware of it. In true failure at life form Lena penned an essay about being sad and lonely. Her article primarily focuses on the break up with Jack... READ MORE

Mel B Loves All Three Of Her Baby Daddies Equally

May 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Mel B is a former Spice Girl so she doesn’t have much to be proud of. But one accomplishment in her life that she is proud to show off is having three children by three different men. For this,... READ MORE

Aww Damnit, Jennifer Love Hewitt Apologizes For Looking Like Vera Farmiga

May 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Someone call an exterminator. I have a homosexual cricket on my shoulder telling me to not be a piece of shit. Making fun of a celeb works best when we know without a doubt that the celeb in question... READ MORE

Newly Bisexual Rita Ora Only Likes Men Half Of The Time

May 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you aren’t a puzzled beta male of some sort always seeking advice about women you’re already aware that all women are bisexual until proven otherwise. Female experimentation during the college years is an insider everyone knows about but... READ MORE

Bill Belichick Defends Possbile Rapist

May 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Don’t hold your breath expecting Bill Belichick to do the right thing. Spygate, deflategate, and now rape-casegate. Me Too has crossed over into American sports. Belichick’s former defensive coordinator Matt Patricia was accused of raping a 21-year-old woman in... READ MORE