Baseball Dick Injury Delights

Crotch injury hilarity permeating elementary school playgrounds the world over extends throughout adulthood, into old age homes, and even into heaven, where Jesus loves nothing more than a good ol' sack wack for levity sake. Good spirits are just a dick and ball grab... read more

This Week's Mr. Skin Minute Features ALL Of Katherine Waterston

Plus Jessica Biel's TV reveal and THAT Insecure threeway!  read more

Sarah Stage Defends Being Ripped Pregnant Dude

He-Man is trembling. Instagram model, fitness guru, author, and future nobody Sarah Stage has made a sideshow name for herself over the past few years as the Incredible Ripped Pregnant Man, and in a new statement, she proves that she doesn't have room for the h8ers in her... read more

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Kardashian Victims The Hollywood Reporter Interview

The Hollywood Reporter must have had some extra black dicks lying around, and some cheesecake for Khloé, because they were able to lure almost the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan (Caitlyn was off making America great again) to one place for a new photoshoot and interview.... read more

Kim Kardashian Racist Defense Apology

Racists are all the rage right now, and Kim Kardashian seemed to have caught the bug for a millisecond before denouncing her wavering convictions. Apparently there's someone alive on this planet named Jeffree Star, and apparently, he's a makeup artist who talked shit... read more

Gigi Hadid Underwhelms

I thought people turned to Vogue for aspirational fashion. Not to dress like a woman Cara Delevingne would Snapchat herself tongue fucking in an Urban Outfitters changing room.   read more

Kylie Jenner Depressed

Kylie Jenner battles depression while muppet mom Caitlyn Jenner hovers a chicken over her face in a harrowing preview of this Sunday's Life of Kylie. The botched celebrity can't seem to catch a break on the Internet, and in the clip, she further laments the pitfalls of... read more

Emma Stone Battle of the Sexes in Marie Claire

  Emma Stone is one of those actresses that even people who hate people like. She's a chick who can hang who happens to be model-gorgeous and weigh forty-five pounds. Because she snorted one time while laughing, Stone is just such a dork. One of the boys. Who calorie... read more

This Week's Mr. Skin Minute Features Elizabeth Olsen's Twins (VIDEO)

Plus Lily James nudity, Amy Schumer body-positive tit, and more! read more

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Let Malia Be Malia

Any sane person tries to stay out of the mounting partisan battles of the modern social media age. Some percentage of the population feels a need to define themselves by political party affiliations as if that's a totem of some divine achievement. read more

Amber Rose's Surplus Of Boobagetry

There are two things in life you can never have too much of. Tits and money. Both feel really nice in the hands. read more

Kylie Jealous Of Kendall On Flop "Life Of Kylie"

The oldest looking Bratz doll on the planet, Kylie Jenner, opens up about her jealousy over Kendall Jenner and her model coven on the new spinoff reality nightmare Life of Kylie. While Sunday's premiere had roughly the same ratings as a Bowflex infomercial and has been... read more