Baseball Dick Injury Delights

Crotch injury hilarity permeating elementary school playgrounds the world over extends throughout adulthood, into old age homes, and even into heaven, where Jesus loves nothing more than a good ol' sack wack for levity sake. Good spirits are just a dick and ball grab... read more

Danica Patrick Bikini Splits And Other Shit Around The Web

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This Week's Mr. Skin Minute Features ALL Of Katherine Waterston

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Sarah Stage Defends Being Ripped Pregnant Dude

He-Man is trembling. Instagram model, fitness guru, author, and future nobody Sarah Stage has made a sideshow name for herself over the past few years as the Incredible Ripped Pregnant Man, and in a new statement, she proves that she doesn't have room for the h8ers in her... read more

Halsey Playboy Nips And Other Shit Around The Web

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Pink Milking For All It's Worth

While the world turns its collective head towards business casual neo-Nazis, somewhat passable trans man Pink is holding down the milk bag advocacy fort that nobody gives a fuck about. When you're engaged in a battle against zero people for media attention, what does that... read more

Kardashian Victims The Hollywood Reporter Interview

The Hollywood Reporter must have had some extra black dicks lying around, and some cheesecake for Khloé, because they were able to lure almost the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan (Caitlyn was off making America great again) to one place for a new photoshoot and interview.... read more

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Heidi Montag Glowing

Heidi Montag is milking her larvae for all it's worth by posing for anyone who gets wet thinking about a pregnant mangled Barbie. The reality television sensation opens up to blog The Fullest about being an international joke. Montag also beaches herself on Beyoncé's... read more

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Kim Kardashian Racist Defense Apology

Racists are all the rage right now, and Kim Kardashian seemed to have caught the bug for a millisecond before denouncing her wavering convictions. Apparently there's someone alive on this planet named Jeffree Star, and apparently, he's a makeup artist who talked shit... read more

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Gigi Hadid Underwhelms

I thought people turned to Vogue for aspirational fashion. Not to dress like a woman Cara Delevingne would Snapchat herself tongue fucking in an Urban Outfitters changing room.   read more