Timothy Heller Insists 'Voice' Singer Melanie Martinez Raped Her, We Discuss on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #112

If you live long enough, you will eventually see a chick singer named Timothy accuse her best friend and much hotter singer of a 72-hour bedroom breakdown dildo courtship against her will. read more

Creepy Russian Child Doll Named Most Beautiful Girl in the World

She has over half a million followers on Instagram; if Instagram could hand over DNA samples of its members, you could probably solve 90% of dead kid cases around the world from this one account. read more

John Mayer Not Quite Dead

America held its breath with the wide-scale hysterical news announcement that John Mayer was taken to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy. read more

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Danny Masterson Shitcanned For Allegedly Being Rapey

2001-2002 seems to be a high point for Hollywood rape. If you believe in statistical modes, it's an eerily common time period for 2017 hindsight sexual assault allegations.  read more

House of Cards to Continue Without President Underwood

What to do when the star of your show is finally outed as a molester of boys and young men under his employment?  read more

Kendall Jenner Rapes Christmas, Again (VIDEO)

Practically speaking, Christmas was ruined long before Kendall Jenner was born unto this world to be a wind-up sex toy for various rappers and athletes like her half-sisters before her. read more

Angela Magana Blames Sexism for Her UFC TKO

Some people like watching women bloody one another, some find it abhorrent and disconcerting. Two camps. Try not to think too much about what your camp says about you. read more

MSNBC Host Hung Out on Homophobic Slurs

Note to everybody moving forward, skip anything less than pleasant and positive. Read the novel 1984 as a practical instruction manual. read more

Kaley Cuoco Screaming Engagement to Creepy Albino Heir (VIDEO)

Cuoco's latest guy is a Lurch looking fellow who hails from the richest family in Indiana. That's only modestly a backhanded compliment. Karl Cook's dad started Intuit, which among other things, invented and sold Quickbooks software for thirty years. read more

Prosecutors Going After Shkreli's Wu Tang

You may recall that shortly before being found guilty of securities fraud, pharma weasel Martin Shkreli couldn't wipe that creepy shit eating grin off his face. After his guilty verdict, same shit eating grin read more

John Cena Flipped His Discounted Ford GT

Cena took possession of his GT and promptly did what any half-intelligent person would do with the opportunity to unload a supercar at a sizable profit, he flipped it to a new owner. read more

Elliot Spitzer Liked His Leash Taut and His Bottom Stuffed

We live in hard times, when a man can't trust his top price Russian escort to keep his kinky secrets. That may be unduly tough on Russians. Most whores can't be trusted. Neither can the politicians they serve at The Plaza. read more