Connie Britton Believes Poverty Is Sexist

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Somehow underachieving and dwelling in complete squalor is directly correlated to your gender according to Connie Britton. She isn’t the brightest bulb in the box and proved it at the Golden Globes where most women were scrambling to achieve the glorious status of most oppressed victim of the evening. Wearing all black just wasn’t enough, […]

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Demi Lovato Is Totally Bisexual For Kristen Stewart Okay

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato is an openly fluid bisexual pan-seared queer member of the LGBTQABCXYZ community, and don’t you forget it! The totally open and inclusive starlet sat down with the Peter Pan that unfortunately did age, hard, Ellen Degeneres, to play a classic game of Who’d You Rather featuring the who’s who of bangable celebrities like parking […]

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Weinstein’s Wife Collecting A Fortune

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Georgina Chapman is obviously the woman all Weinstein victims should look up to as “settlement goals.” She is also the woman Weinstein victims should sue the living shit out of for not keeping her pet molester on a leash. Chapman is cashing out a cool $15 to 20 million not to watch her husband ejaculate […]

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Rebecca Hall Super Incredibly Profoundly Sorry

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re going to live in the Time’s Up era without fear of arrests by masked factions in the night, you need to (1) hyperbolically denounce anything contextually close to men being mean to women, and (2) cover your tracks for past actions that may be construed as consorting with the enemy. British actress Rebecca […]

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Kris Jenner Furious That People Are Exploiting Kylie Jenner

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The ability to self-reflect – to truly have a come-to-Jesus with oneself in order to understand both one’s strengths and weaknesses – is alive and well in the Jenndashian household! And if you don’t believe me, just check out these totally self-aware and not at all delusional and sociopathic comments from Madam Kris Jenner regarding […]

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Aziz Ansari Misconducted Himself Sexually on a Date

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

So intense is the desire for some women to join the #MeToo bandwagon that they are now making up new categories of sexual offenses merely to hop on board. An anonymous woman leveled the charge of sexual “misconduct” against teeny tiny Aziz Ansari on the website, Babe.net. I”d mock the site, but the inference might […]

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Chris Matthews Joke About Roofying Hillary Clinton Went Over Well (VIDEO)

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard these days to separate old drunk Irishmen from patriarchal powerful systemic abusers. They talk the same. Chris Matthews says lots of stupid shit, not because he’s an unintelligent man, but because he’s miked half his like, he likes a brewed beverage or four, and he was born in a newsroom era when guys […]

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Britney Spears Only Kidding About Quitting Vegas

January 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

While most of us thought it was the end of the road for Britney Spears after Planet Hollywood in Vegas hinted it was her last show it turns out she signed a new contract with the Monte Carlo Resort across the street. This is a very huge deal for her as her only other Las […]

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Wendy Williams Exploits Insane Person For Crappy Talk Show

January 14, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Wendy Williams, Dr. Phil, Maury Povich, and yes, sorry selfless and brave wearers of Time’s Up pins, even Oprah are all equally guilty of capitalizing on crazy for sensationalistic interviews, and they are all equally guilty of having the nerve to publically drill their test subjects under the guise of benevolence. But rather than extending a […]

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Angelina Jolie’s Love Is On Hold

January 13, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Angelina Jolie just put her love on layaway and is not interested in dating any longer at the moment. This can only come from what I assume is the embarrassment of ex-husband Brad Pitt’s behavior. Pitt has been parading around town slinging schlong opportunities at random women in coffee shops and bidding to buy Emilia […]

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