Boobs And Vaginas Leaving Streaming This Month

February 22, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now is the sad time that we say goodbye to the tits and vages leaving your favorite streaming services, and even though they’re art doofus, you can see all the bit parts right here. For the sake of art. Doofus. Ola Ray’s nipple planets in 10 to Midnight, Edwige Fenech’s rack in Strip Nude for […]

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Jennifer Aniston Photographed Suicidal Over Lack Of Penis

February 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Well, it’s started. Jennifer Aniston might be an internationally famous multi-millionaire, but first and foremost she is a women, and according to TMZ she just can’t handle the fact that she doesn’t have a penis in her vagina. The miserable barren old bag of crap was photographed leaving Grauman’s Chinese Theater where she attended the premiere of […]

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R Kelly Booted From Both Houses Of Booty

February 22, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I believe if you’re in the market for renting a new residence the realtor agent isn’t bound by law to disclose if there was a violent murder on the property or if the neighbors happen to be terrible people. They’re also not under any obligation to release information about the questionable activities of the previous […]

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Donald Trump Note Card Responses To Parkland Families

February 22, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yesterday Donald Trump held a photo op bitch and stitch with survivors of the Parkland, Florida school shooting, and in order to convey his deeply felt, raw, unfettered compassion for their experiences, he brought along a note card with scripted conversational prompts and responses. This I Am Sam realness is drawing the ire of the […]

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Frankel My Dear I Don’t Give A Damn

February 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Bethenny Frankel is ninety-five-years-old and has had a kid, and still manages to have, technically, a pretty amazing beach bod that she often gets credit for in the headlines. Never mind the fact that her face looks like it belongs on the shrunken head of Maria Shriver. Bethenny’s body looks good, and she doesn’t even […]

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Blac Chyna’s Leaked Sex Tape Scoring Low On Rotten Tomatoes

February 22, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m having a hard time believing that Blac Chyna, a stripper who has been on video with a beer bottle in her butt, is so appalled over a leaked sex tape that she needs an official investigation until a perp is apprehended. I’m hoping the only one that ends up in cuffs is Blac Chyna. […]

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John Legend Should Have Used Lyft

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Finding a cab driver that’s a decent individual is a harder task than Rebel Wilson trying to find her clitoris under all those extra flaps of fat around her vaginal area. I’ve been rooting for the entire cab industry to fail since the introduction of Uber and Lyft. I rarely complain about things but the […]

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Jared Leto – Justin Timberlake Stole My Bustier

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Any man who has ever gotten a blow out should never be trusted, and any man who suddenly makes Jared Leto’s fashion choices look age-appropriate and not-douchebag-y should probably think about ending his own life. It’s time Justin. It’s time. Justin Timberlake is a known asshole in the industry and during his recent Super Bowl […]

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Karla Souza’s Mexico Rape Experience

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The only thing worse than being in Mexico is being raped in Mexico, and in an interview with CNN, How to Get Away With Murder actress Karla Souza alleged that she endured just that while shooting a movie at the beginning of her acting career. The native Mexican had the true Cancun Spring Break experience shared […]

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